There was a site, by a pubic-headed man
who went west, to follow his dream
Now that site is dyin', cause the cash ain't rollin' in
can't pay the bills with jokes about cliffy b

hosted by gamefan, who couldn't find their ass with both hands
and a stick, attached to an ass-finding radar
It got picked up by efront, and things were looking swell
but now, it's time to eat a bag of hell.

We are SA, we're something awful.
We are the ones who make a goatse link
And show it to children
we dissed john romero
and cuddly cliffy b
we'll never find a better place
for porn and MP3s

we sent him some cash, for a crappy Jeff K Tee
and we clicked on the banners to keep the site free
But I still wonder, and pardon my crude phrasing,
But did anyone actually read "wow that's amazing?"

We are SA, we're something awful.
We are the ones who make a goatse link
And show it to children
All the forum goonies
launch themselves into space
we're all a happy family
Taco and Bjornar B

Now don't go cryin' or give lowtax a call
'cause cliff yablonski will kick you in the balls
Without Jeff K, what are we supposed to do?
Who'll say, "Fag0t = Yuo?"

We are SA, we're something awful.
We are the ones who make a goatse link
And show it to children
we dissed john romero
and cuddly cliffy b
we'll never find a better place
for porn and MP3s

We are SA, we're something awful.
We are the ones who make a goatse link
And show it to children
LOWTAX DID WHAT HE COULD
BUT THAT JUST WASN'T ENOUGH
I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY
PAK CHOOIE UNF

We are SA, we're something awful.
We are the ones who make a goatse link
And show it to children
we dissed john romero
and cuddly cliffy b
we'll never find a better place
for porn and MP3s